A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.
Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"
Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"
Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"
Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"
Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"
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noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
by mikekais September 24, 2013
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Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis
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"He is your partner for life. In times of PRs and failed sets, during your bulks and cuts. He's there when you need a spot or someone to record your form. He's there at your meets, during your program peaks, and deload weeks. You two are bonded for life by the glute gods to traverse the gym dimension, acquiring the gains before you in your lifetimes He is more than a bro (or broette). Thou is thy swolemate."
- Excerpt from "The Lift Bible, Chapter 9001 Verse Tree Fiddy"
"He is your partner for life. In times of PRs and failed sets, during your bulks and cuts. He's there when you need a spot or someone to record your form. He's there at your meets, during your program peaks, and deload weeks. You two are bonded for life by the glute gods to traverse the gym dimension, acquiring the gains before you in your lifetimes He is more than a bro (or broette). Thou is thy swolemate."
- Excerpt from "The Lift Bible, Chapter 9001 Verse Tree Fiddy"
- Swolemate 1 is preparing for a PR bench press -
Random Guy: "Hey, do you need a spot?"
Swolemate 1: "Sorry, but do you even lift? I've got my swolemate with me."
Swolemate 2: "Dear Brodin, forgive my swolemate for the gains he's about to receive."
Random Guy: "Hey, do you need a spot?"
Swolemate 1: "Sorry, but do you even lift? I've got my swolemate with me."
Swolemate 2: "Dear Brodin, forgive my swolemate for the gains he's about to receive."
by DeadliftDon February 9, 2015
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