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Switzerland moment 

A praise you call out before engaging in a moment , instance , event , or action that would naturally lead to a decision or effect that you would naturally regret. But if you call out that you are going to commit a Switzerland moment you are instantly forgave in everybody’s eyes for they can’t judge upon a “Switzerland moment”. This also works for calling it out post-event. I.e man I had a “Switzerland moment” last night.
Man me and the whole work crew went out for drinks , spent $1000 bar tab , and Jake went home with a swamp donkey thank god he called out he was having a “Switzerland moment”.
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Switzerland

Well-known for its chocolate, mountains, and neutrality.
Switzerland is going to become the Kowloon Walled City when WWIII breaks out. I'm calling it.

Pink Switzerland 

Someone's asshole. The anus of a man or woman. The Chocolate Starfish, or maybe even the Fart Box. You get the idea.
Jerry: "I was tongue punching Jenny's Pink Switzerland last night in her mom's bed!"
Thomas: "Golly gee Jerry you sure are a stud!"
Pink Switzerland by mockywottle January 6, 2023

Switzerland

A country of yodelling mountain goat herders and hot blondes named Heidi.

A country in Europe that never chooses sides in wars.
Switzerland makes good hot chocolate.
Switzerland by Me August 16, 2003

for switzerland 

"Yo bro you trying to go roll up some kush?"
"For Switzerland! I got the sticks."

Switzerland

"Something you can bank on, just not in wars"
My money is in Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.
My money is on Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.
Switzerland by ankchak October 25, 2018

Playing Switzerland 

Staying neutral on a topic
Lottie’s her best friend, I don’t know why she’s playing Switzerland about the breakup.
Playing Switzerland by lottielot February 7, 2022