swindon

A place in the south of the country. home of the famous Tom Drinkwater. Hes a real great guy! pritty moist but never the less we all love him. love you tom babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Verb "Im drinking some water in swindon"

by marrafromnorth January 30, 2008

Swidow

A mother or father whose son has died.

Son + Widow = Swidow

See also dwidow

Ms. Columbus was swidowed last year when her son, Christopher, died in that boating accident.

by Dr. Rob Jones August 16, 2008

Swindwurfing

Windsurfing with swag

The delephants were swindwurfing at camp hazen 2011.

by hazenD2011sam August 6, 2011

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

Skindow of Opportunity

When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.

Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.

by Roadhouse2769 November 22, 2016

Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)

After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.

by iosys April 17, 2019

Swindon

A shadowy place in Wiltshire where the locals seem to have tiny brains, very bad body odour, and the town has the highest rates of incest in the world which has over the years caused many genetic defects like having 6 fingers on each hand.

Hey pal, where you from?

Swindon of course. I’d like you to meet my wife and my sister, here she is...

by Teasemepleaseme April 27, 2021