Swindlecaust

The investment scandle created by the shyster Bernie Madoff which disproportionately affected wealthy Jews.

Uncle Abe lost his life savings when Swindlecaust happened.

by Gavin Cato June 14, 2010

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Swindles

The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.

Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.

by Love handles May 6, 2011

Swindle

When a young man, who goes by the name of Chutters, uses his art of deception to con the feeble working staff of Asda out of their hard earned wages. This is usually in exchange for the short term gain of two packs of cookies.

Please note: such an act is usually performed en route to smoke session with the boys.

Chutters: “What’s being said tonight boys?”

“Oi Charlie lad, pick us up a bag of ching and a swindle, bish, bash, bosh!” (Berrisford, 2019)

by Turninski February 8, 2019

swindle whip

To get your possessions or anything of value took away from you by someone you had interest in you or you thought they had an interest in you. Mostly by distracting you by there looks , kinda like what a gold digger does.

Dang dude , she swindle whipped your ass.

by Blittsy April 14, 2014

Swindle

To cheat someone of money.By steeling from them.

Don't you see?I got swindled.

by BlackPohatu October 19, 2016