Sweaty Ass Seat

This happens when someone sweats profusely from their ass and leaves their seat all wet so when the next person sits in it they get sweaty ass on them.

This person at our work sweats a lot and when I sat on their chair after they left my ass got all wet so now we call that chair the "Sweaty Ass Seat"

by dougiedog September 8, 2006

sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

sweaty gooch

When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments

Look at dean nicolaidis' shorts! You can see his sweaty gooch!

by Teflon Boi July 26, 2016

Sweaty Frankfurter

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.

Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"

by Daddy Autist March 10, 2017

Sweaty Nut Funk

An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.

After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.

by Stevolio August 28, 2006

Sweaty Bear

Sweaty Bear is a nickname given to a boy that is over weight and sweats a lot.

See that fat guy, he looks like a Sweaty Bear.

by Kaelvohn February 19, 2010

sweaty diarrhea

explosive shit that makes you sweat with waves of nauceousness. it feels like your insides are being shredded and burned. you feel as though you are going to die. the worst place to have it is school and work. it usually comes back to haunt you repeatedly.

my life flashed before my eyes as the sweaty diarrhea pains came over me

by shittyshit January 17, 2011