team swain

a groupe of gay mother fuckers

damn here cums team swain, there such gay mother fuckers

by crazy_suicide February 8, 2004

Swain

(1)
A non gender specific term used to describe Someone who is unsure of their facts and is often confused by the simplest of tasks.

(2)
To swain is to falcify a story to try and make an event in your life seem more interesting.

"Antony's just come up to me and he says he got with three birds last night, he's a right swain."

by Rob's A Ginger Cunt March 8, 2009

Swain Brain

When one pulls their nutsuck over the flacid shaft of their penis and says "THE BRAIN".

M.I. walks into the bathroom
B-Sweez follows him in with an awkward look in his eyes.
M.I. proceeds to urinate
B-Sweez unleashes the "Swain Brain"
M.I. turns around
B-Sweez yells "THE BRAIN!!"

by 207s finest April 27, 2010

Summa Swain

Summa Swain is an inspiring girl who is always there for you when you need, is reliable and has a great sense of humour. Summa can be very stubborn and headstrong but she can also be very emotional and needs a good friend. Summa shows huge compassion to people and animals alike and is such a sweet person to get to know. Shes talented at many different things including art, music (playing instruments) and design, additional to that shes very intelligent but sometimes struggles to find her drive.

"That person is an amazing artist"
"ThatsSumma Swain"

by Munchkin04 April 26, 2020

team swain

a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it

"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"

by smiley May 27, 2003

Colt Swain

A pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. His ineptitude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.

I saw Colt Swain at Wal-Mart the other day. He was checkin out that black badonkadonk.

by big booty lovin January 12, 2012

swain

A guy or girl you are casually dating or sleeping with, and also respect or have feelings for. Someone who is more than just a f**k-buddy or boytoy, but that you're not monogamous with and is not as serious as a bf/gf.

Guy 1: "Damn, who was that girl you were with yesterday, she fine as hell! Is that your latest hook up? "
Guy 2: "Nah, she cool. That's my latest swain."

Girl 1: "She's always talking about Chris. Is that her boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, not yet. He's just her swain. She still sees other guys."

by Hot_Sauce_005 December 26, 2020