black-staffer

The employer of African Americans.

"Justin, you are a black-staffing son-of-a-bitch"

Timmy is a black-staffer, whom hired 12 eligible African Americans.

"Randy, you are nothing but a black-staffing whore."

by Livesinatoolshed April 27, 2014

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

swiffered

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.

Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"

by Cookingood April 2, 2004

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

Swaffelcopfter

Whenever you swaffel with your masculin object, and rotate it like a helicopter, this is what they call in urban legends "swaffelcopfter".

Hanz, stop swaffelcopftering my sister, she is currently not in the mood.

by AJ Benza June 1, 2018

swifferphobia

A fear/disliking of Taylor Swift fans, known as swifties. Symptoms range from headaches, severe migraines, eye ache or ear ache when coming into contact with swifties (online or in-person). The fear can be so great, you may even have hallucinations or nightmares of these ‘people’.

Person 1: I just got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, want to come?
Person 2: I can’t come, there will be swifties there and I suffer from swifferphobia.

by Alexa Bee June 19, 2022

swiffer

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with

That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.

by crystalini March 2, 2009