You, you penis swab!
by Mr.504 December 22, 2007
Pertaining to a guy who steals other peoples calls and uses it on them and claims credit for the calls. What dick thing to do. Yes Guy, im talking to you.
by Ma Nigga August 14, 2006
Receiving a Blowjob while cleaning ones ear. The cough/sneeze from the swab creates a more intense orgasm.
"My legs buckled after my swab and bob in the bathroom this morning."
"The q-tip always smells a little different after a good swab and bob."
"The q-tip always smells a little different after a good swab and bob."
by miltshot July 19, 2009
One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
When you cum on a girl and you grab your balls and sack right below your shaft and make your sack taught, then use that to rub in the cum.
**In the military a mop is called a swab, and when you hot swab the decks, you are hot mopping. This came up during CS-1 cleaning stations on board the mighty USS NIMITZ (CVN 68) and a very famous sailor who we will just call "OD" created this to become a great like the angry pirate, blumpkin, etc.
**In the military a mop is called a swab, and when you hot swab the decks, you are hot mopping. This came up during CS-1 cleaning stations on board the mighty USS NIMITZ (CVN 68) and a very famous sailor who we will just call "OD" created this to become a great like the angry pirate, blumpkin, etc.
"I heard that cumming on a pregnant girls stomach helps her from gettig stretch marks, so after I blew my load on her, I hot swabbed that shit!"
by OD4 February 27, 2013
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
1. A lack of common sense
2. A highly effective and cost efficient birth controlling deodorant
3. less than 02 minute bowel movements lasting for a duration of 7 weeks
4. A 7 week period when all males only ejaculate on the day the lord made.
5. A time when all thats smoked are teenage kids
2. A highly effective and cost efficient birth controlling deodorant
3. less than 02 minute bowel movements lasting for a duration of 7 weeks
4. A 7 week period when all males only ejaculate on the day the lord made.
5. A time when all thats smoked are teenage kids
Bro, that was a pretty rough swab summer, It took me about 7 months to even get a female to stay within a football field of me the smell was so bad.
by JGGunz August 15, 2011