scuzzie

• noun {skuh - zee}

Any reusable bit of fabric, preferrably tubular with one closed end, acting recurringly as a receptacle for the consciencious ejaculator.

Most commonly employed by those who neither buy, nor wash their own socks, but have some desire to be discrete.... or by prisoners, as an alternative to, or in conjunction with a, "fifi."

"Francis, are you walking through wet concrete somewhere on your way home from school?"

"Mahhm! Do I have, "proletarian," written on my snapback? You're so freakin dumb! Why would you even ask that?"

"Sorry Sweetie, its just, "scuzzies" socks of yours are like boomerangs."

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 9, 2020

suzie juarez

Usually of Mexican descent, this short statured Latina doesn’t carry your stereotypical heat 😩☄️ often sporting her loveable bad bunny merch or hustling at work, Suzie Juarez is a guaranteed breadwinner and beauty queen.

person 1: whose the new girl?

person 2: that’s suzie Juarez

person 1: she had asf
person 2: hell yea

by suzie’s hoe February 10, 2021

suzzette

Suzzette is Beautiful, smart, witty, funny, always laughing and inspires people to always be better. Suzzette’s name is French like ‘crepe Suzzette’, and if you know her, you know she like Nutella Crepes. Even though her name is old , Suzzette has a young spirit and there is nothing old about her. She is crafty and mighty, and loves her essential oils. God loves her so much and will never let her down despite all the obstacles she has been through. “She is clothed with Strength and dignity, and laughs without fear of the future.”-Proverbs 31:25

Suzzette’s name is French. Oh yeah? That’s cool!

Suzzette collects essential Oils! Why? Is she oily? Maybe, maybe not!

by Jefa November 23, 2021

Suzie

That one pick me girl who swears to god she's one of the boys.

Girl 1: "Oml Suzie is such a simp"
Suzie: "Nah i'm one of the boys what u mean"

by i cant rn August 3, 2023

costco suzie

When you get videotaped unknowingly and without your permission.

I was out with this girl and I got Costco suzie'd.

by dreamcrusher2294 June 12, 2019

Sticky Suzie

During intercoarse, cum on the face of your partner, proceed to rub the cum all over their face, then take anything that blows hot air and use it on your partners face, drying the cum and making your partners face sticky

So i fucking her and then i pulled a sticky Suzie

by Cancer_patient_101 October 16, 2019

Spring Break Suzie

Someone swanky studs pick up when school gets out and passions run high; when the birds and the bees come out from the cold, dead, winter, to make sweet, springtime lovin'.

"You see him hitting on that fine Spring Break Suzie over there? The weather is getting awful warm."

by dapper mcgentleman April 1, 2015