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Suicidal 69

To be the person performing oral sex inside the sleeping-bag during 69.
How did she died? She was the '9' in a Suicidal 69.
by Minos 69 July 11, 2010
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suicidal

Someone who is contemplating suicide

"The bleakness of the landscape is unimaginable. It is as friendless and alien as a Dali painting. Ordinary concerns, such as work or friends, have no place here. Futility muffles thought; time elongates cruelly. Who is to blame for this situation? Those with depression think it must be them. Pointlessness and self-loathing govern them. So the natural final step is suicide. People with depression don’t kill themselves to frighten an errant boyfriend. They kill themselves because it is the obvious and right thing to do at that point. It is the only positive step they can think of…"
1.)I felt suicidal after my boyfriend cheated on me
2.)Goth always say there suicidal...liars
by mizzkiki August 21, 2005
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Suicidaphobia

Johnnys suicidaphobia kept him standing on the buildings ledge for hours before he finally threw himself to the mercy of God.
by Michael Hayes July 16, 2008
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suicidalcondom

Its when your condom doesnt want to work and you become daddy
Fuck i had a SuicidalCondom last night...she didnt take the pill..
by eliskan15 April 14, 2017
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Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts
"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"
by zacattack September 16, 2019
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Suicidaltortoise

The action of a tortoise walking in the middle of a threeway and succumbing to death
I was driving to work and almost crashed because of the suicidaltortoise in the road
by Turtinator May 1, 2020
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suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face
damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye
by big 30 December 8, 2021
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