Surge iOS

A 12 year old who says he is best player that ever touched a shooting game for phones and iPads named Critical Ops, Surge iOS is a YouTuber in the Critical Ops community who actually thinks he is amazing, even though he could not rank above diamond for months. Certain sources claim that another YouTuber named Manthis roasted him in a song and Surge iOS got banned from Critical Ops on the same day, although it is not clear if these two events are related.

If Surge iOS didn't skip school to upload Critical Ops videos everyday, maybe he could actually spell words at the fourth-grade level.

by GS Joker April 15, 2020

ball surgery

A very tedious or irksome task or situation.

Man, the traffic on the Kennedy Expressway today is ball surgery.

by perfectly_frank January 14, 2008

counter surfer

Looking for food on countertops. Typically used to described dogs who are tall enough to search for and steal food off countertops.

The Great Dane is a counter surfer, so put the French bread on top of the refrigerator.

by W. Donati May 26, 2008

dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

by clint harkwood March 7, 2012

McBypass Surgery

Surgery that reroutes blood around clogged coronary arteries in the heart that have been clogged due to an excesive amount of eating McDonalds.

Jim: Did you hear Pedro has to have tripple bypass surgery?
Tim: Yeah i heard, Its probably from all of the McDonalds he has eaten. His arteries are clogged from to many Big Mac's.

Jim: So hes having a McBypass Surgery?
Tim: Yeah his McBypass surgery is on monday.

by The Indo Crew July 15, 2010

Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.

Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.

by jjhf0 January 6, 2012

Rocket Surgeon

A hybrid of the terms Rocket Scientist and Brain Surgeon. "It is not that difficult, it doesn't take a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon to figure out."

How can you forget how to spell "ridiculous"
Clearly it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to spell common words correctly.

by erbz October 8, 2008