serfboard

When a peasant starts an uprising so you have to waterboard them.

Jake: my slaves got out of control today, so I had to waterboard them. I hate my serfs
Sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. I remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Burfboard

A surfboard made entirely out of vomit.

"Did you see Ed ripping the waves up today? He finally saved up enough scratch to buy a burfboard."
barf vomit surfboard skater ocean surfing

by Uncle_CC November 22, 2011

Slurboarding

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.

Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"

by Scooter37 May 25, 2013

suboardinate

A "lower on da corporate ladder" employee at a sawmill or lumberyard.

If you want a bulk-quantity discount on 2X4s, you'll need to talk to my supervisor --- he's da "top plank" around here; I'm just a suboardinate!

by QuacksO March 4, 2023