Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf
by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023
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Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole
That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.
by JoshBryan December 23, 2018
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Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.
The surf and turf was deicious.
by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021
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Surf and turf

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.
by doubledump November 26, 2024
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surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.
Can I surf on your turf?
by electroweak November 07, 2009
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surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.
the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.
by jeetjedeetje March 14, 2016
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Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021
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