support flush

When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.

I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

support life

Support life is knowing you are the most important person on your team. You have given everything for your team and they have not even noticed your efforts. You are poor for them, you die for them. Then they call you noob because you died. Typically applies to MOBA games but applies to any game where the games score screen will not accurately convey that players contribution. Often used as a hashtag

I put all my gold into saving that guys life and he wants to report me as a feeder, thats support life

by BigMonMulgrew August 5, 2017

support scammer

Usually a Indian scammer that pulls words out their ass and put on a very bad american accent in order to scare you to make you pay large sums of money (like $100 for one time fix lol). These Indian scammers have no idea how to fix a computer (Or a calculator) and can't speak English at all.

Guy 1: Need help?
Guy 2: Nah i'll call tech support.
Guy 1: Make sure it's not one of those Indian bastards, they are support scammers.

by 54321man June 6, 2018

Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.

Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.

by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018

Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.

"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"

by Nunyabizynas March 5, 2019

Support chair

That on freind in your life that you know would eat sh*t for you

(And I mean that literally)

I don't need him at the end of the day you are my support chair

by Karma is a B**CH June 6, 2019

support bubble

In June 2020, during the Covid-19 lockdown, the UK government announced adults from single person households can form a 'support bubble' with another adult from a different household.

They can stay the night and do not have to conform to social distancing.

"Listen, I've not had another person touch my genitals since March. Wanna form a support bubble?"

by GrandHighGibbon June 10, 2020