Santoe

a term used to describe or make fun of Asians resembling or pretending to be Mexican or American Indians

when i don't shave for about a week i look like such a santoe

by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010

suitor

Someone who wants to marry someone.

The young, rich girl had many suitors, but had only one man on her mind for marriage.

by everyonessuitor May 20, 2008

Santorum Sweater Vest

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Santorum

1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."

Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.

by Rollo & Biff October 26, 2006

Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.

Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.

by jjhf0 January 6, 2012

Santorum

That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.

by Savage Love October 3, 2009