silk salmoning 

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

silk salmoning by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

Summing 

When one Sings and Humms at the same time! It is quite a pleasant sound a bit like a young walrus' mating call!

I was walking down the street Summing to myself

Summing by Chemshotlord October 13, 2015

Summering 

When you are selectively ignoring a person, leaving them out to dry via planned activities.

Are you Summering me?
Did she just get summered.

Dude I think you are being Summered by that chick.

Summering by Dr. Silver October 19, 2017

Sommoning

Loud music and hard dancing (i.e. that of the mosh pits of San Jose).

He is sommoning like a wild man.

Sommoning by Edud December 24, 2004

Salmoning 

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

Salmoning by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

Simoning 

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

Simoning by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

Shamoning 

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.

Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!

Shamoning by Mister Yee September 23, 2020