Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy) by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004

A-Stumpy 

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

A-Stumpy by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

Illinois Stumpy Stew 

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

Illinois Stumpy Stew by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

sons of stumpy 

Motorcycle gang south east scotland 1972 - 2000 membership varied between 15 and 45+ at its peak.Nominated leader known as Shagnasty, partied with El Diablos, Pharoes, Minehoff,East coast pirates. Also known for wearing one and a half leg jeans and the now legendary ben fur jackets

Sons of Stumpy followed a credo laid out in the following:

And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell

sons of stumpy by phaedrus the scot October 12, 2009

senorita stumpy 

A girl with short(stumpy) legs who looks or is Mexican, and is a master at giving head.

guy one: "Hey did you hang with senorita stumpy last night?"

guy two: "Yeah dude shes the master of head!"

senorita stumpy by Laura aka senorita stumpy and grace. June 15, 2008

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake 

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Li'l Stumpy 

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person

Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy

Li'l Stumpy by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009