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scratchington

someone who likes piss and has they pronouns in bio

probably has blue hares
theyre taking that golden shower like a cuck, what a scratchington
by TNS carry you March 9, 2022
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scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.
What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?
by Chase February 15, 2005
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code switching

What DeVon teaches Missy about in Season 4 Episode 5 of Big Mouth. Changing your style and way of talking when talking to specific groups of people.
DeVon sings about Code Switching in Big Mouth.
by J3L3Y December 4, 2020
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Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."
by El Capitalist June 2, 2009
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Scratching

With the same intention as cutting, except trying to avoid scarring. The scratcher will usually use something sharp to the touch but not pure metal, for example, a bobby pin without the plastic coating or a safety pin as opposed to a knife, scissors, razor, pencil sharpener blade, etc.
It's not cutting, it's scratching.
by ShutDesFuckUp August 29, 2011
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winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
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stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...
- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."
by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005
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