dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs February 17, 2016

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 09, 2019

straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 02, 2022

Fintwit Straddle

Post both bullish and bearish tweets so that when it goes the correct way you appear smart and gain followers

Puru is always hedged, he plays the fintwit straddle perfectly

by JimBob3271 October 24, 2022

straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets August 01, 2017

wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

Straddle

A sex position in which a man sits on a woman's face while she sucks his testicles. He then proceeds to masturbate into the woman's hair.

I straddled her last night and it was amazing!

by PatDaddysFShack June 17, 2022