wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010

Straddling

To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"

by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009

straddled

When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.

Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.

by heyyy98 May 24, 2015

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

Scraddle

An extremely itchy or uncomfortable scrotum.

I was so embarrased when i got a scraddle in front of my girlfriend.

by Matt Thomason November 8, 2010

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012