shoffner

more than likey a persons last name, more common in the south. shoffner's are mainly people who have a german background,and shoffner actually originated in germany. people with this last name may have a nazis' in their family tree due to the heritage link.

wow that's that shoffner kid, he's so cool

by zeus,poseidon,athena,urmomma April 15, 2008

Stafford

A Stafford is fine asl and can be annoying sometimes but always has your side. A stafford is loving,caring and sometimes mean but at the end of the day u will always be nice and if he does something wrong I will Realize it and say sorry. A stafford has amazing hair and make bad jokes sometimes but they can also be funny. A Stafford has equal girl besfreinds and boy best friend. A Stafford is very charming and tall. Stafford are good at every sport and and when u have a problem a he is always by your side

Look that kid is very charming and cute I herd his name is Stafford

by Nick Malone March 4, 2020

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

Scoff The Boff

Originated by immature people in boro, this involves, breaking wind, at the same time, grabbing the area behind your arsehole and making a cup effect with your hand. then placing your hand over a friend/enemys face.

*Andy Farted*... *he grabs the fart* places it over willo's mouth, and says Scoff The Boff

by Andy Gray May 6, 2004

swcw staff

Lame moderators that suck up to Sky for ranks and never go outside.

Man, this guy is just about as bad as swcw staff.

by coolguy4294 January 27, 2021

meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008

scofflaw

Noun- One who habitually ignores the law and/or court summonses.

When Brian ignored the summons, he was arrested as a scofflaw.

by Fence November 28, 2003