Down Stockholm Syndrome 

Down Stockholm Syndrome is a term of definition used to define societal dysfunction, The term "Down Stockholm Syndrome" is commonly found in causal reform advisory glossaries that are politically incorrect and unfair to nice people in that way.

A term that could be unfair to nice people who suffer enough categorisation already.

Post industrial society got a bad case of "Down Stockholm Syndrome" efforts to form a penal civilisation failed miserably.

"Why are they headless hen pecker dancing?" Asked Pip "oh they are just trying to form a little penal hierarchy" Said a passing Cyclist.

Down Stockholm Syndrome by Causal Reformative January 11, 2025

stockholm struggle syndrome 

When your a member of an ostracized group but you support those who are oppressing your group

Mark is suffering from Stockholm Struggle Syndrome cause he voted for Trump and thinks Pence would make a great President.

stockholm struggle syndrome by Tricktionary January 7, 2017

Stockhold Syndrome 

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.

Stockhold Syndrome by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021

Stockhomo Syndrome

The unconscious assimilation of camp mannerisms as a consequence of spending time with gay friends or engaging with gay culture.

"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."

"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."

Stockhomo Syndrome by adysmallheath October 3, 2011

Stinkholm Syndrome 

When you have become so used to a stink that you don't notice it anymore.
(although Stockholm Syndrome is affection towards one's captors, I think this applies, though it isn't affection, just acceptance.)

Geez. We've been in this room so long, I just realized that I can't even smell that gross trash can anymore. I must have Stinkholm Syndrome.

Stinkholm Syndrome by liarliarliar May 13, 2011

Stalkholm Syndrome 

Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.

Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."

Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.

Stalkholm Syndrome by C. Giles August 11, 2009

Stinkholm Syndrome 

A psychological phenomenon in which an individual traumatized by anal penetration begins to feel sympathy for, and even desires anal penetration.

I thought it was just a one time ass play, but I think I gave her stinkholm syndrome.

Stinkholm Syndrome by ThatCoyote June 20, 2016