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Stockham Stiffie

The stiffie a man gets when talking about a boring topic that only excites him.
Also the boner a man gets while discussing his male mentor.
Could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the USS Stockham.
"Talking about the human visual model gave the professor a stockham stiffie."

"As the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie."

"As the sailor talked about his experience on the USS Stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie."
by Robert Trebor October 7, 2007
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Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.
All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me
by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020
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Yasmine Stockdale

The best friend anyone could ask for. She is beautiful but doesn’t know it, funny intelligent and a bit of a spazzzzzzzz! Everyone has a crush on her but she is an independent woman and doesn’t need anything from anyone! She has a number one best friend forever Alexa Fantauzzi and they are the best and most powerful women you will ever meet; and if any man wants to date her or her best friend they better treat them like queens!
Guy: omg Yasmine Stockdale is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and her best friend is really hot too.
Me: well if you want any of them you better spoil them and treat them like queen cuz if you don’t you might just wake up on a mattress in the middle of the sea!
by BaddieBabeBitch July 3, 2020
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TIS -> This is Stockholm

A phrase, just used in Stockholm, to express Stockholm specific phenomena.
Two guys are standing in a que for 1.5 hours, before getting in the club, which is surprisingly empty.
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS

They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS

guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm
by chrizzzzd December 18, 2008
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stockholmed

Sometimes, stocklolmed can go both ways
also, "did you hear _ and _ hooked up?"
"I thought she liked latinos and he is asian, and he liked asians and she is african"
"They did, they totally stockholmed themselves"
by stockholmeds September 4, 2009
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Stockdaled

When you consume enough alcohol to kill a blue whale and therefore lose all social, mental and physical skills
Wow you got really Stockdaled last night
by Banterhorse123 June 28, 2016
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@Stockholm_syndrome

A cult mother of minenwith a huge discord and the follower count of 12K
by OtterMerps February 25, 2021
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