Stock Ale

A relatively low alcohol, easy to drink, and economical and easy to brew beer; traditionally targeted towards women and homosexuals.

There goes Keith, cruising again using his stock ale as bait.

by Bungzilla March 12, 2009

Stock-en-fest

A stock-en-fest is when a shed load of some what awesome people get together to get wasted. A stock-en-fest is a combination of a 'Stock' and a 'Fest', mainly held in the summer months due to the fact that the weather conditions must be perfect and at a 27 degrees.

To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)

Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.

Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.

Chris-'' Yo man what's happening tonight''

Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''

Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''

Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''

Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''

Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''

Paul- '' can I come??''

Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''

Paul- '' nope''

Dan-'' you cant come.''

by Dr lil Z June 16, 2010

stock market

the greatest thing on earth. you own shares of companies and buy -low sell-high to make a profit.

I'm addicted to the stock market.

by K.H.-What December 1, 2004

Stock the Brown Trout

v. the act of defecating.

When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 29, 2008

Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

by LaliasIA February 11, 2014

Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks

by Shafe98 July 13, 2018

Stock option

Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.

People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.

Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."

Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"

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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."

Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"

by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020