Looking after your drunk friends when you are the only sober one. Keeping an eye on them, escorting them everywhere, keeping them out of trouble and sometimes cleaning them up. This should also include making sure they get home safe with all the belongings they brought with them.
"Yeah, the dance was fun but I spent pretty much the whole night drunk-sitting Mary! She wouldn't stop telling people how drunk she was."
by :)~revenge is sweet~(: November 19, 2007
Get the drunk-sitting mug.When you have a big juicy Five Guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you shit yourself in the most embarrassing situation. This usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce.
Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.
by Fnseriousdude April 20, 2010
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When your asshole gets so blocked that when you finally shit, it burns the mother fucking shit out of it, it jets out with the same force as a small Malaysian child being crushed by a 40 story building, it ends up breaking your toilet and then when you stand up, shivering from what came out of you, blood starts to stream from your anus, down your leg and onto the floor, you start crying as your mum runs in telling you, your grandmother was hit by a semi-truck, with just you crying on the floor in a puddle of blood while a black hole of shit sits in the toilet.
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Get the Extremely Violent Shitting mug.by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006
Get the shitting bananas mug.The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.
Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"
Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"
Bill: "How do you feel"
Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"
Bill: "How do you feel"
Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
by Pskawt81 January 24, 2011
Get the Shitting for the cycle mug.An alternative to the traditional forward posture while sitting on a toilet, in which a person sits facing the back of the toilet as opposed to facing outward. The advantages of this position include arm rest while reading, space for resting computers, books, alarm clocks or coffee mugs, and ease of access to the toilet in case of malfunction. The only known disadvantage is the need to remove ones pants or to have a reinforced towel rack to allow for the south paw swing.
Andrew: Damn dude you were in there for so long.
Bruce: Yea man, I was sitting southpaw and was just too comfortable.
Alex: Do you have to take off your pants to sit southpaw?
Bruce: Nah, just give it the ol south paw swing.
Bruce: Yea man, I was sitting southpaw and was just too comfortable.
Alex: Do you have to take off your pants to sit southpaw?
Bruce: Nah, just give it the ol south paw swing.
by BruceTheMoose February 14, 2010
Get the Sitting Southpaw mug.At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
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