Slipped

tipsy, starting to feel the effects of alcohol where vision flows more smoothly, or everything looks "slippery".

"I only had one glass of wine, but girl I'm slipped."

by halfried26 January 27, 2017

stepped on a duck

To guff, fart, break wind or quack

Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!

by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

Slipped off my chair

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!

'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'

by Shaneo Tippy October 9, 2008

shipped

the strong desire for 2 or more fictional characters to be in a romantic relationship

OMG, I shipped Sherlock and Watson! #Johnlock

by Ladara September 13, 2014

My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022

STIPPER

The word a dumb-ass would use when they miss-spell stripper, after calling you a man-whore

" Irene is such a stipper"

by Stephen T!!! March 7, 2009

stopped up

To not be able to take a shit.

Man i'm all stopped up. I haven't been able to take a shit in 4 days. When it breaks free it isn't gonna be pretty so stand clear.

by jimmybomm April 27, 2020