stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

Stank Eyez

Getting Pink Eye from a Dutch Oven.

My wife got Stank Eyez after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.

by Bam068 January 20, 2022

stinkeye

a dirty look

She was giving me the stinkeye, OR I was getting nothing but stinkeye from him.

by duh April 12, 2003

stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

by pstalldude January 20, 2023

Stinkeye

This word is used in place of the word ass hole, butt hole, anus, sphincter, and corn hole. It simply is another word for ass hole!

"Aww man, that chick over there with the skirt on wasnt wearing any panties, so I saw her stinkeye!!!

by moanerman January 4, 2007

stinkeye

what you get when you're going down on a girl from behind and she sharts in your eye.

"Oh man I got the stinkeye from Rachel last night!"

by anonymous11111279283456 February 20, 2009