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Mates of State

Mates of State are an indie rock duo. Mates of State is composed of Kori Gardner (voice, electric organ, electric keyboard, and electric piano) and Jason Hammel (voice and drum set). The two are now a husband and wife team with a child.
The Mates of State are just what i need right now.
by indie snob December 11, 2006
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Strategic Incompetence

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired
Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009
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Woree State High

Woree State High School is a school filled with Druggies, and drunks. There are alot of F boys in the school: including Joe Tusa and Zach Fitz. The teachers are all racists, especially the vice principal. Alot of events go on at the school, including sports days, and the swimming carnival. On these days, expect your personal belongs to get stolen. People who go to Woree are poor and they steal from the "rich" people there. The boys are all tryna get ins, and all the girls look ugly as hell. A weirdo white boy goes around all day, everyday saying "hail Satan" and the teachers care more about weather your sitting next to the fence at the back of the oval then if your smoking pot behind the shead. Teaachers like Mr Abar buys knives off students who sell them. Teachers will also play favourites during the whole year.
"What school do you go to?"
"Woree State High"
"You must be a druggie."
by Polynesian101 October 15, 2018
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Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.
What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”
by Carlos science November 24, 2019
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USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011
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Strategic Liking

when you like one of the opposite sex's photo on facebook with intentions of letting them know you are interested in hooking up with them
Jon: I did some Strategic Liking of ella's facebook photos

Michael: Mate you are in!
by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011
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Staten Island Sandwhich

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.
Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.
by tissueman January 3, 2015
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