steve jobs

An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.

Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.

When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.

If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.

If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.

by Darth Ridley April 25, 2008

Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.

Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.

by T.J. Dubz August 29, 2011

Steve Jobs my balls

A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.

"Whose Steve Jobs?"

"Steve Jobs my balls."

by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021

Steve Jobs

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.

All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.

by OLOL January 15, 2007

Steve Jobzombie

A Steve Jobzombie is that asshole who won't shut up about how many Apple products he owns and how vastly superior his Macbook Pro is to any PC on the market. He takes every opportunity to show things off on his iPad and won't listen to music played out of anything but an iHome.

Dude, I don't fucking CARE that your Macbook Air weighs less than a standard paperback book. You are such a fucking Steve Jobzombie. If you love him so much why don't you get pancreatic cancer with him.

by B Nut March 14, 2011

Steve Jobs

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday

Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song

by Mike Esco October 11, 2008

Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference

Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3

by Daitenzin June 18, 2010