pittsburgh steelers

(1) The team that disgraced our Nation and our military abroad by skipping the National Anthem before their Monday Night Football game in 2007 where they played a winless Miami Dolphins team and just barely managed a 3-0 win with a late 4th quarter field goal.

(2) A team most of whoms fans have never actually seen them play live and talk about their 5 superbowls even though they weren't alive or were so young they can't remember 4 of them.

(3) A team whos fans rag on Cleveland fans. Too bad they're too fucking stupid to know that the logo on their beloved team's helmet is that of Cleveland Steel. Suck on that fucktards.

(4) A team whos fans rag on Ray Lewis even though he owns them, b/c they have/had mediocre talent like Joey Porter or Troy Pomalamadingdong or Lil' "No Helmet Laws in PA" Ben or Jerome "I average exactly 1 yard per carry" Bettis. Even there old coach left them in the dust.

(5) A team that attempts to pussify the NFL by waving gay little yellow towels around. They also refer to their 70s defenses has some type of curtain. With all of these linens in football it has been reported that Martha Stewart is the #1 Steelers fan.

(6) A team that has a starting QB who makes a living wearing a helmet, yet doesn't wear one while riding a very, very fast motorcycle on a dirty, ugly Pittsburgh street.

"Wow the Pittsburgh Steelers really suck. They just lost to the Jets. Maybe they should change from the Black N Gold Nation to the Black N Fold Nation."

by chazillionaire December 29, 2007

Here we go Steelers, here we go!

A battle chant originating in Pittsburgh, PA for the purpose of cheering on the Black & Gold.

Doug: Some drunk guy downtown was screaming "Here we go Steelers, here we go!" in the middle of March.

Joe: What an idiot.

by DanZ. July 28, 2008

Pittsburgh Steelers

A bunch of burly black men who thought it would be a great idea to name a team after a job in which most men are gay, what with working in a steel mill and all. Bill Cowher (when he was still man enough to hang around, without deserting his team like the fum chewing, cap wearing, play stopping faggot he is) couldn't beat the Titans at home a few years back, so he tried to STOP THE PLAY WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING.

"Hey, did you see Bill Cowher cry like a bitch the other night?"

"Yeah, him and the Pittsburgh Steelers suck ass"

by The Joker1991 :) October 10, 2008

Pittsburgh Steelers

A pair of stained underpants worn on the outside of a homeless man's outfit. They often smell like failure and cheating.

Hines Ward is a bitch ass Pittsburgh Steelers.

by curtsams July 29, 2007

Pittsburgh Steelers

An NFL team that resides in the ass crack of the Northeast US. City is noted for more people than teeth, more mullets than Mexico, and no jobs. Beastiality and Sodomy were created in Pittsburgh in the 1980s, when the city's job situation went down the crapper, and bandwagon Steeler fans had many losing seasons, so they gave up watching football and took to banging sheep.

Pittsbugh Steelers Men: characterized by either goatee or mustache, drives a Camaro or Pontiac, and does not possess a college education. Would have large mullet plumage, but might get caught in factory equipment. Scent of goat pussy is always on their breath. Pittsburgh Steelers Women: the larger of the two sexes, constantly drunk, louder than the men, plumage from their mullet much more pronounced. Deep smokers voice and multiple tattoos on legs.

by nicka May 19, 2006

pittsburgh steelers

a cheating, overrated, lucky nfl team who always seems to make it to the superbowl. their colors are black and YELLOW, not black and gold. their coach enjoys paying off the refs and beating off on his players. their team consists of a rapist (ben roethlisberger), a faggot with long hair (troy polamolu), and a bunch of cocky queers. they have, by far, the absolute cockiest fans in the entire world. most of them consisting of white trash bandwagon jumpers. when they lose they will complain for weeks. this team is also known as the pittsburgh squealers.

steelers fan- lets go pittsburgh steelers! black and gold!
some guy- listen up douche bag, they are black and YELLOW, not black and gold, you egotistical fuck.

by thehonestfuck March 1, 2011

Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

A Pittsburgh Steeler fan is any fan who wears a Troy Palomalu or Ben Roethlisberger jersey because they have a weird attraction to overrated rapist quarterbacks and a captain caveman throwback who does gay ass hair commercials. They are fans who claim to be so awesome because their team won so many Super Bowls but nobody gives a shit about them but themselves. They actually use the excuse "We won lots of Super Bowls" when they lose a game. When they win a Super Bowl only one city cares. Pittsburgh. When they go to away games they have more fans than the team they are visiting because they save up their money all year long for travelling to cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati. They spend the rest of the year eating out of trash cans because they have no money for food. When the Steelers lose a game at least 5 fans commit suicide. And when they got owned in the Super Bowl they went into hiding, I haven't seen a single fan in MONTHS. That's a good thing. Even when a fan passes away they recover quickly because new fans are born every day...the only human or animal that will bang a Pittsburgh fan is a Pittsburgh fan. There is a difference between being passionate about your team and living in a state of never ending psychosis about a team that doesn't give a shit about you except for what's in your wallet. Steeler fans don't know that.

You completely drained your bank account because of a crack addiction?! Damn, you pulled a Pittsburgh Steeler Fan.

by RealityTime April 17, 2011