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A really attractive girl that makes you forget about other girls.
"How are things with Lola?"
"Over. I realized she was a veggie burger and decided to find myself a steak!"
Steak by blondegarlic December 15, 2016
Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")
Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."
steak by irondeath March 9, 2017
When someone is very strong
Ex.
Man that guy is a steak he must go to the gym
Steak by A$AP_JACK July 7, 2019
An infinitely thick piece of meat that when frozen releases beef smelling molecules. It is the object of horror for many students in chemical engineering.
Are you guys ready for the steak?

Hell no, Albert about to cook that shit scary.
Steak by MoistWontons November 14, 2022
steak is eg
Steak by U th ly December 7, 2023
Phillip, “These pants are steak!”
steak by steaklover09 December 28, 2023