skater

Known as a shamer in the Army; this is a word personnel in the Marine Corps use that is synonymous with personnel also known as shitbags. Nevertheless, this is the code that many Junior Enlisted Warriors (JEWs) live by:

S-tay under the radar
K-eep away from responsibility
A-llways act busy
T-ake your time
E-vade NCOs
R-ecruit others

LCpl Schmuckatelli is a real skater; he'll probably never pick up Cpl.

by PVT Schmuckatelli July 1, 2016

true skater

a true skater is a person can be, female or male, who is fully deciated to skating. they dont skate to look cool or impress people, they do it for various reasons, maybe it lets out anger, or maybe they like the feeling of grinding shit up or flying or that feeling you get after you land a hard ass trick. all these posers fog up the true meaning of a true skater, they dont need the clothes,shoes,or anything else all they need is their skateboard and they are set for life. skateboarding isnt just a hobby, for true skaters, its a lifestyle.

john:dude that new kid is sucha poser..
mike:fuck yeah he isn't a true skater.

by meglovinnn March 8, 2008

sprinkler starter

A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.

Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!

by brooskitooski January 29, 2018

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

State Fair Syndrome

A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league

Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

or

Britney Spears and K-Fed

by egge0133 June 19, 2007

take state

To succeed in the pursuit of intercourse.

John took that skank out to his truck; he's going to take state for sure.

by John Ringo March 25, 2007

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009