starter bro

The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.

Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.

by ShoNuff77 May 16, 2017

Starter Coin

The gentleman's way to start the gentleman's game.

Why would we flip a tee several times to establish honors when we can flip a Starter Coin once?

by GolfCreature March 27, 2011

starter husband

a first husband, married in youth and divorced not long after, esp. relationships without children

I just married my starter husband at 18 to get away from my family.

by Grrtie October 18, 2004

Starter Bowl

The first bowl to begin a session of smoking marijuana. It is usually slightly less than a full bowl.

Steve: "This weed we picked up looks dank."

Guy 2: "Let me see the sack, I'll pack a litle starter bowl.

by Shadows_420 May 31, 2009

self-starter

A millennial who is willing to take less-than-appropriate pay for their work, due to start-ups, terrible market conditions, stingy bosses, or any of the above.

We're looking for a hard working self-starter who can keep up with the fast pace of the office.
Pay? Oh, there won't be any pay.

by Drnoise March 14, 2017

starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises

My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.

by cerntflerps December 30, 2011

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013