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stachey

when "keeping it classy" you rock the stache or other assorted facial hair
fox cities facial hair club has been keeping it stachey since 2012.
by fcfhc1 January 4, 2013
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faggot stache

A faggot stache is kind of like a milk mustache just with kool-aid or gatoraid instead.
Bro look at that kid! His faggot stache is so bad!
by Yungnoha August 6, 2017
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Thomas Stanley Holland

A hot sexcccc guy who’s also a fucking cutieee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍HE’S A MAN OF MULTIPLE TALENTS LIKE ACTING SINGING AND DANCING LIKE RIHANNA!
Look at that sexy,hot,peng,fit guy over there!
“Oh him? That’s Thomas Stanley Hollandbetter known as Tom Holland and he’s the defenition of art and who wouldn’t love him
by My g init bruv March 11, 2019
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selfie stance

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.
The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019
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flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010
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Doug Stanhope

Funny motherfucker who i agree with on most things.
Libertarian, drunk, loves mocaine, barely sane, all the way smart as fuck.
Compared to Bill Hicks and George Carlin for his provacative thinking he makes funny so that his thoughts can be 'comedy friendly'.
He fully deserves to be compared to those greats of comedy, as well as Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
Love Bill, miss him. Doug and Bill are similar in being thinkers who make it funny so they are heard as much as, or probably more than, being pro comics.
Doug's a different beast to Bill, colder sharper, more ruthless and definately drunker.
Doug, like the greats of the funny i have mentioned is the Jester who calls the King a cunt, just as Bill Hicks, Rich Pryor, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin would, could and did.

Those men are acknowledged as great.
Doug's only hitting mass media now.
Time to listen up folks.

Doug broke my heart when i found the one country he hates is mine.
Still, the man's a fucking true jester-philosopher.

'Doing a Stanhope': Socially disquieting act of pointing out the elephant in the room in a shockingly open way and being funny at the same time, yet not giving a fuck if someone is offended by it. That's their problem.
Bloke 1: Man, i oughtta punch you for what you said to my mom.
Bloke 2: Yeah i was a dick and you can punch me if you need to, but the woman was talking shit, so i got all Doug Stanhope on her.
Bloke 1:No dude, you didn't do a Stanhope. You were just fucking rude, man.
by Snowcaller September 3, 2014
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Stanley Parable

Stan-ley Par-a-ble (Stan-lee par-uh-buhl)

Noun.

1. A descriptor for a situation or dilemma in which the best course of action would be to follow the path laid out for one's self, potentially by an omniscient or omnipresent figure, wherein all other courses of action would lead to certain failure.
2. A reference to the video game Source Mod of the same name.
Stop trying to find other ways around it and trust me. The easiest way to get this done is to just do it the way I'm telling you. You're caught in a Stanley Parable.
by Stanley 427 August 15, 2011
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