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Mexican Standoff

This is when you go into a public restroom, into a stall and another person comes in and sits in the stall next to you. Neither of you drop a deuce, waiting for the other to drop first. It makes for a sometimes tense situation
Damn... I was just in the men's room and got caught in a mexican standoff. I finally got up and left. I'm going to give it another try in a few minutes.
by Capt. Crapper November 28, 2009
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standom

It's like fandom, but it has stans instead of fans.
In this standom we stan Rihanna.
by pbsies November 17, 2018
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s stands for

A meme that originated from a clip from an anime that whotes the words:smile,sweet,sister,sadistic,suprise,survice.then it follows with a meme that starts with s such as spaghet
S stands for Anime:smile,sweet,sister,sudistic,surprise,service
Meme:somebody toucha my spaghet
by Frick heck May 6, 2018
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stop sign standoff

When 2 or more cars pull up to an intersection with stop signs and each driver waits for the other person to make the first move though the intersection.
I would have been here sooner but I got stuck behind a car at a four way stop and nobody would move, it was like a stop sign standoff
by road rager runner May 12, 2009
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textual standoff

When a man and woman, not yet in a committed relationship, hold out on texting each other, typically after a sexual encounter with each other, for fear of their partner thinking that they are "too clingy." Similar to a wild west standoff, except with texts not revolvers.
Manuel- Have you heard from Sarah since that party last weekend?
Craig- No, we banged in the bathroom, but now I'm in a textual standoff with her.
by Slate G Rov May 20, 2010
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south stands somersault

When one consumes a little too much beer at a Denver Broncos game and takes a 4th quarter tumble down the stairs.
Miller threw down about 14 Coors Lights and did a south stands somersault on his way to the restroom.
by broncos2016 August 17, 2016
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Rushing the stands

when you have to shit so bad you rush to the bathroom just in time and open the flood gates
"Dude where'd you go?"
"Sorry i was rushing the stands."
"Oh shit, literally."
by Trax45 April 19, 2017
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