Sealand

An awesome micro nation near England. The most awesome place in the world. Germany and UK's daughter, who's boss of the Awesome Family Mafia. NOT SEAWORLD!

Sealand is a pimp, dude.

by PrincipalityofSealand July 25, 2010

Stalingrab

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.

If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.

by President D Milhous Kennedy December 16, 2010

shalanie

shalanie is a nice caring person, she honesty doesn't give a damn. Deep down she's a caring person, but don't get on her bad side or she will mess you up. She is a brilliant minded in any situation and therefor if you have a shalanie keep her close in your heart as she will do the same.

"what's her name?"

"her name is shalanie"
"damn she badd"

by yourpa simone January 22, 2020

Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.

John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.

by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011

Broseph Stalin

A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).

Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"

Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"

Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"

by TheInebriateBSUCardinal September 15, 2010

stalance

Adjective - The combined attributes of stamina, talent, and endurance needed for everyday activities. Such as beer pong.

Jeff lost five games of beer pong in a row because he did not: have the stamina to continue drinking, the talent to make a shot, and could not endure another loss. Then Alex commanded - "Jeff you have no stalance!"

Zac ate two Chipotle burritos therefore her has stalance.

by Auam May 14, 2008

Stalinity

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.

These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!

by Jerkson October 1, 2010