Swords and staircases

A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.

It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition
That was a very swords and staircases performance from Trent Alexander Arnold
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staircase carnivore

He had to watch footage of her being a staircase carnivore to believe it.
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A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.
I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3
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Staircase food

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.
Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.
by doodling June 23, 2011
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staircase group

a group in which each person in the group only has a one year age difference.
Blue Ivy Carter is 5, North Kardashian West is 4, and Harley Loraine Tiller is 3. They are a "staircase group"
by futurebillionare June 29, 2017
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painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.
Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.
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Staircase pussy

Hiding at secluded stairwells to have oral or PIV sex
He's not picking up your call cause he's getting staircase pussy
by 4amclub January 16, 2019
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