Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.

It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.

by Birduarent May 8, 2014

Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.

Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.

by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016

poop staber

a poop staber is a boy who uses his penis and rubs it around in other men's ass

john vincent is a poop staber and has no friends. boy that john vincent is sure a poop staber eh

by shady the nig September 8, 2004

Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 22, 2011

Should've-stayed-at-home day

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.

person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.

by DJ MTL April 1, 2012

Ohio Stated

When a team gets beat by 3 or more touchdowns in an important game when that team is thought to be good by most peers they have been “Ohio Stated”

“Man FSU really got Ohio Stated by Oregon in that semi final game”.

by coolhandluke2222 January 8, 2015

Staged

The act of bringing unecessary/embarassing attention to another person's actions-- thus placing them in the spotlight/on a "stage".

Mary laughed so hard she peed her pants a little. Steve: "why is the crotch of your pants wet, tho?" Paul: "why you be staging Marie so hard?!"Carlos: "oooh! Mary got staged!"

by HLess April 26, 2016