Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while
by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016
Get the squelch boot mug.BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
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Get the Daniel squelch mug.by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021
Get the Squelch mug.An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.
"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"
by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022
Get the Squelch mug.Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.
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