Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

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squeee

An exclamation of Joy/ Greeting amongst close friends.

person a) on seing person b): "Squeee! It's great to see you!"
Person b): {generally hugs} "Squeee! Indeed, fancy going for Coffee?"

Alternative:

"Oh wow! Oh Squeee! That's fantastic"

by Baloobas April 26, 2005

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Squeebo

plays volleyball, loves crazy 8, went to franklin township, often referred to as “SQUEEBS”.

yo im feelin like squeebo

by janefly January 22, 2019

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The girl/woman you'll always have strong,intimate feelings for. No matter what. The person that gives you unimaginable drive to do whatever you set your mind to. Who makes you unbelievably happy and makes your butterflies' butterflies' have butterflies. The person who you have no problem completely opening up to. A person who's your girlfriend and your bestfriend; who you can tease and get made fun of back and it's completely and "toats" "k". It's a person who instead of saying you automatically felt a spark/connection with, you say you felt fireworks. It's simply that one and only ultimate other-half. That one person, that you know, has changed your life for the better. "Simply Because..."

Randy: Man.
Dominic: What?
Randy: Jasleen Bain's is my Main-Squeeze. Without a doubt.
Dominic: Yeah, I can tell.
Randy:It's no secret. I'm proud to say it. To everyone.

by DINGLEBERRY ;] October 20, 2010

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