Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020

Squeeb

slur against blue people

"I HATE THOSE DIRTY SQUEEBS!!!!" says the racist

by daysduzkrak December 5, 2022

Pulled a squeeb

When you go outside and your not suppose to.

Oh no you pulled a squeeb

by Zebra1235 April 13, 2019

squeeb puff

when one eats the cum out of the other’s pussy and spits it in their mouth

“baby I’m in the mood to make you a squeeb puff tonight”
“Not tonight babe”

by babysqueeb November 9, 2021

Squeeb

Somebody who listens to overly edgy metal, or squeeb metal (i.e. Slipknot)

That fatass Pat is listening to infant annihilator, what a squeeb.

by Bumporn September 19, 2018

Squeeb

It’s Kimmy. Trust me, you don’t wanna know.

“Man, kimmy sure is a squeeb!”

by bigboibumpkin March 12, 2019

Squeeb

When an uncle and a child love each other very much, a squeeb is birthed.

Friend #1: Hey is that a Squeeb you got there?

Friend #2: Yeah my uncle was wild back in his day, now I’m stuck with this Squeeb.

Friend #1: Uh oh it looks like your Squeeb is squeebing all over the place. Get a paper towel!

by ImnotsqueebIjustknowone October 27, 2025