Squeeb

Aka Mau

Mau is a squeeb.

by Mau mauerson January 22, 2017

Squeebe

A squirrel.

"Look there's a Squeebe on our fence eating the peanuts we left it."

by Dank Biscuit December 7, 2020

Squeeb

slur against blue people

"I HATE THOSE DIRTY SQUEEBS!!!!" says the racist

by daysduzkrak December 5, 2022

Squeeb

A very cute individual

Zonk off you squeeb

by DJAlpha July 3, 2023

Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020

squeeb puff

when one eats the cum out of the other’s pussy and spits it in their mouth

“baby I’m in the mood to make you a squeeb puff tonight”
“Not tonight babe”

by babysqueeb November 9, 2021

Squeeb

Short for “Jonathan Busqueeb”. Something you call someone who crashes their car.

Jon is a squeeb

by TheFuck69 June 1, 2021