speef

when a man busts a nut that is mixed with splooge and piss

I speefed last night during sex

by matt defoor January 29, 2008

speef

A man sized octopus that lives on land and is called Pete (The Octopus). They are also yellow sometimes.

I was walking down the street and I saw a speef.

by speef master December 13, 2004

Spleef

An ambiguous verb that does not really explain what is occurring. Can be used in a good or bad way (see examples). Most commonly used with bodily parts.

Oh my god dude! My anus is spleefing!

That girl over there makes me want to spleef so hard.

by Gatapi October 9, 2011

sweef

The name for the pungent smell that comes out of a fan cooled network switch when you haven't turned it on for a while. Created from a portmanteau of the words "switch" and "queef".

Man, I nearly doubled over from that sweef Will hit me with when he turned on that old switch next to my desk.

by pappalink January 15, 2016

speef

the unconscious verbal ejaculation released when a friend steps on your unwanted cat for you

Maurice: Hey,tyrannis, I slipped on your worthless cat.

Turok: Oh, speef. That is delicious,i am glad he is gone

by dinosaurboy April 28, 2003

speef

A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.

"You speefing?" "You asking?"

by joe dance man December 15, 2004

spleef

A dirty pterodactyl's bloody queef.

Did I just get covered in a heinous spleef?

by purple elastic thunder April 13, 2011