scurd

A fashionable and affectative pronunciation of the word, "scared". Mimics the sound of a particular hip-hop subcultural dialect. Also happens to rhyme well with "heard".
See also, hurr (here)

Ain't scurd, ain't cha heard?

by wizzlestik November 25, 2004

Mud-Spudding

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.

My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.

by Thahash March 3, 2019

smurd smudge

when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".

you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.

by Dah-Tah November 12, 2016

spuddy buddy

Person with whom you share your leftover french fries.

Ugh, look how many fries they gave me! I'm going to wind up giving half of these to my spuddy buddy.

by bananananabobecky May 30, 2018

SpuddyPotato

An EPIC peep

Yo did u see SpuddyPotato
Yeah hes an EPIC peep
Ikr
This is self promotion

by SpuddyPotato August 10, 2019

Spud Sex

Having sex inside of a giant potato/model of a potato.

First said by Irish YouTuber jacksepticeye in his Minecraft video titled, "I Built an UNLIMITED XP Farm In Minecraft - Part 30".

"It's called Spud Sex. It's where you have sex, inside a spud."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato July 20, 2020

Smurd

On videogames, a smurd is a bad smurf.

- My team is so bad... I will go back to my main account in Master...
- Hahaha you're a smurd, you're Master and you can't even carry a game in gold elo.

by Jycounnet August 18, 2020