Spunk Thief

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.

John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.

by theburner September 8, 2010

spunk sucks

an extremely gay person who is making gay sounds 24/7. He even jerks off in his sleep.

spunk sucks was moaning in class today! he was also showing people his dick!

by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022

spunk socks

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

Hunk of Spunk

Gorgeous male specimen brimming with testosterone, a real man's man, complete with six pack.

Phwoar!!! Get a load of that hunk of spunk!!

by NatKitty June 10, 2009

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 7, 2005

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010