trap sprung

Trolling someone into revealing geeky/sperglord information and then letting them know they've fallen into your trap.

Troll: I was looking to buy my wife a fancy purse, what should I get?

Bob: Oh man I wrote a whole book about this, let me get it!

Troll: Trap sprung.

by posyos August 30, 2010

Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

scrunt

Combination of three words - skanky crusty cunt; used to describe a woman of ill repute.

That girl is such a scrunt!

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Sprungboy

-Sprung

-A male who is in love with a girl.

-A "Head over Heels" male

Eric: "Hey Angel, how are you and that girl?"
Angel: " Idk man, she's with some other guy but I still love her"
Eric: "Man, you're such a sprungboy!"

by Quin Swagner November 19, 2011

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

Shit Sprint

The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.

Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."

by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019

sprint pcs

The action of running to the bathroom before a PCS, or Post-Chipotle shit.

Dude, did you see that kid Sprint PCS, that was a riot.... LeBRON!!!!!!!!

by J Radd May 17, 2007