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E-straining Order

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009
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spraffing

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.
"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"
by kgx! October 9, 2006
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crop spraying

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003
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man-splaining

A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.
Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?
by JustnIst October 11, 2020
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shawning

verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt
Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!
by shawning.ashul101 March 30, 2009
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Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.
“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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sprawling gecko

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.
Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.
by Harry The Wise March 12, 2014
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