sparkling water

water that sparkles

sparkling water

by sparkling water November 2, 2013

Spradlin

Spradlin is of Irish decent. Also in greek it means the "healer". Generally, it just means awsome.

Ayre ya going to pub laddy? Yea, but we should hurry, Spradlin is there dreekin all the green beer.

by bigdaddyspradlin July 1, 2008

Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

by Jacktor April 20, 2019

Sprakking

When you take a midget and tie them to a firehose and turn it on full power so they spin around like a human sprinkler.

Rachelle was sprakking that midget so hard he still has water dribbling from his nose

by greenfrog September 4, 2013

Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have

sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.

by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done

*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE

by Lord Solar October 30, 2010

Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010