After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"
Example 1:
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?
Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.
Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?
Mo: I stretched that bitch out!
Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.
Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!
Naomi: Yes, I do dig.
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?
Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.
Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?
Mo: I stretched that bitch out!
Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.
Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!
Naomi: Yes, I do dig.
by Klub300 May 31, 2009
Get the stretched out mug.The adjective describing the intense high following the use of an illicit stimulant such as cocaine, or methamphetamine:seeglass.blow.
by Gunther May 13, 2005
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trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.
as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.
as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.
(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."
by gynosphinx March 10, 2009
Get the scratched out mug.by BobCob0 February 10, 2018
Get the Snatched Waist mug.That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011
Get the ass scratcher mug."Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
by chintzy March 7, 2007
Get the splanched out mug.A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.
Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..
by Paul April 21, 2007
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