friend-spouse

Platonic best friends that act, socialize, and behave like a married couple.

Lauren is bringing her friend-spouse, Tobie.

"I'll only go if my friend-spouse can."

"Let's go on a friend-spouse double-date!"

by tobiewankenobi March 16, 2009

Happy spouse happy house

Kinda like happy wife happy life except less self-centered.

Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “

by Aoneov December 28, 2018

spouse puppet

Using a spouse's account to "sock puppet" your views in online conversation.

"I spouse puppet my reddit posts now, sock puppeting takes too much effort, and he notices my posts now.

by BrainKwiz June 7, 2011

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

spouse tax

When your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are entitled to a portion of it.

Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>

by G Foose July 18, 2017

Spouseitis

Spouseitis is a serious illness caused by having a girlfriend or boyfriend and changing your entire personality and social media descriptions to be about that person. it gets worse when the infected break up or they make it to fourteen. fourteen year old girls infected with spoucsitis is seriously dangerous so if you know anyone with these symptoms take action ASAP. ( this is a joke dont take this seriously )

my friend has spouseitis.

by SomeoneBoredOnThisWebsite May 11, 2022

anti-spouse

Used to describe heterosexual couples who choose not to marry based upon their own personal beliefs that there is no need to muck up a good friendship with a marital contract, and choose to live as though married (ie: together and monogamous) but are not recognized as common law.

Bob is Laura's anti-spouse. They live together, run a household together, and own pets together.

by Truck1981 July 25, 2011