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SNARL Spouse Syndrome

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.
My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome. He acts like he doesn’t want to foster anymore animals, until I bring one home and I find him snuggling with it.
by SNARLLV February 26, 2022
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work spouse

A concubine, a sugar daddy, a spouse other than your real wife or husband. Having an affair with the secretary is having an affair with the work spouse.
He left his wife for his work spouse
by elbautista October 24, 2013
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Happy spouse happy house

Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “
by Aoneov December 28, 2018
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Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.
Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.
by BigBunnie March 24, 2020
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Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015
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spouse

My spouse is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Nepo spouse

Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.
Is Hillary still trying to run for President? She’s such a nepo spouse.
by Laila12345678 June 13, 2024
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