Spotted Dick

n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog

"I love eating home baked spotted dick"

by Pete January 20, 2004

spooked moose

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer

That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.

by Playa Hat3r March 28, 2007

Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

Spotted Cod

Referring to a person with many freckles which resembles a spotted cod, freckles commonly found on gingers

How is my little spotted cod today? (ginger)

by Josh Moreton March 20, 2008

smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

spotted the bat symbol

having to awkwardly stop sex because your intestines have other plans.

Sorry Tiff, I've just spotted the bat symbol out your window...

by zimplr April 18, 2017