The Sponge

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

Sponge

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 7, 2017

Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018

Sponge

A super straight male

You are a sponge.

by DavidSebastion420 December 9, 2021

Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know

If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it.

Was it you that I sponged "big oof" from?

by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020

Sponge

The sexual act of spitting on another's genitals for foreplay rather than lubrication.

I love sleeping with Yasmin, I just wish she didn't try to sponge me each time.

by Wardeeee July 30, 2017