The Sponge

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 30, 2017

Sponge

The sexual act of spitting on another's genitals for foreplay rather than lubrication.

I love sleeping with Yasmin, I just wish she didn't try to sponge me each time.

by Wardeeee July 30, 2017

Sponge

Bob

Sponge Bob Squarepants

by Im 6 foot high July 4, 2020

Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018

Sponge

A sponge is a thirsty fuckboy who finds any opportunity he can get to ask for nudes. He says things like "Prove it ;)" multiple times a day. Usually less confident in person. Girls HATE it when a sponge trys to slide in her dms.

Wow Brian is such a sponge, this is his third time asking for nudes today.

by somerandomthottiewhosaseven April 30, 2020