spoinky

A bit chubby

I like spoinky girls, y'know, with a lil bit of meat on them

by Traybake73 June 4, 2016

galactic sponge

a sponge that has passed through many bongos on spore then sprouted up like a little bean

The galactic sponge bit nibbler on his birthday.

by Taco Burrito Mosquito Fofito October 28, 2011

Black Sponge

Black monkey man

Orgin is the jungle, when threatened screams like monkey and throwing spears

Stop being a black sponge

by Whitepowerman69 April 28, 2022

spoignant

Extremely happy, Super excited.

THE INFINITE WARFARE BETA CAME OUT TODAY AND IM IN A FUCKING SPOIGNANT MOOD

by Justsomerandomnerdgirl April 8, 2017

SPONGE MONKEY

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

spong

A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”

Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”

by Gerrick1973 August 30, 2013

sponge-worthy

A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!

Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!

Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!

by Marion A. Wilhelm June 25, 2006